MOST NAMES HERE AREN'T REAL!!! I like to protect the privacy of those in my life (even if they're ASSHOLES), so I won't be using their real names unless I get permission. The shit that I say here's true, but most proper nouns have been changed.
TLDR: I made up most of the names written here.
Death #15
12/31/2024
00:30 CST
Dear die-ary, I just woke up around 2 hours ago. I talked with Buttcheeks 4 a couple of minutes. I 4gor 2 mention dat I downloaded gta san andreas und sonic adventure! It was so hard 2 properly download gta tho. Yay piracy!
Death #14
12/29/2024
21:38 CST
Dear die-ary, I keep 4getting 2 write in dis thing lolz. Anyways, I'm gonna tell u abt yesterday! :3 So, I went 2 ICK's house yesterday, it was soso fun! It's been a while since we've hung out, und I'm happy that we got to play 2gether! I sung Albuquerque, we played on the swings, we 8 pizza, I started making Derpy Hooves out of paper, we gave each other gifts, we wore MATCHING SHIRTS (unplanned, but we both wore IZ shirts), we listened 2 the nightmare before christmas soundtrack, we listened 2 some nirvana, we had SO MUCH FUN, we were soso happy 2 c each othr. I'm so jealous of ICK; he has such swag vinylzzz rahhhhh.
Death #13
12/27/2024
06:50 CST
Dear die-ary, I feel like SHIT! I feel soso sick. I feel like I'm gnna vomit even tho I already diddddddd. I DESPISE THIS! I ate too much cake. I'm so fvckin' confused as to why I feel sick because of this. When I eat chips that have MORE CALORIES than the amount of cake that I ate, I feel perfectly fine. Is it because of how sweet it is? I really don't know, but I hate this.
Death #12
12/25/2024
02:22 CST
Dear die-ary, I'm soso happi. HAPPY CHRIMBUS! YAY! I got some super swag Invader Zim T-shirts, a Futurama backpack, a Bluey chair, some funny-ass pillow with a picture of my dead dad on it, the 2nd Goodnight Punpun, a Hatsune Miku poster, Sonic Frontiers, Sonic Mania, Team Sonic Racing, Sonic X Shadow Generations, a Courage The Cowardly Dog magnet, Silver The Hedgehog in a goofy ass car (toy of him in Team Sonic Racing), a Bluey nightgown, and a Pusheen Beanie. I fvckin' LOVE playing Sonic Generations! It's soso fun!
Death #11
12/23/2024
22:47 CST
Dear die-ary, I can FINALLY play Sonic X Shadow Generations! Why is it "Sonic x Shadow"? Sonadow canon??? DO THEY KISS??? Gay. Also, I went 2 da store 2day und got some drugz. Pretty swaaagggg.
Death #10
12/21/2024
01:28 CST
Dear die-ary, I have no clue what I feel right now. THAT MOVIE WAS SO FVCKIN' INTENSE HOLY SHITE IT'S SO GOOD! Literally sobbing. I LOVED THAT MOVIE SO MUCH! I wish that I brought my glasses, though; it's fine tho cuz it still looked super sick! I'm eepy asf tho, but DECEMBER 20TH WAS THE BEST DAY EVER!!! I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH! Buttcheeks gave me a binder! :D I feel so fvckin amazing. RAHHH DYSPHORIA BEGONE!!!
Death #9
12/20/2024
16:30 CST
Dear die-ary, I'm way 2 excited 2 go c dat Sonic movie... LITERALLY SHAKING, I'M SOSO HYPED! :D Also, my mom said that I'm acting more autistic than usual. What the fuck does that even mean? 2day was nice tho, cuz I didn't have 2 do much skool work since it's the day b4 break! Literally the best way 2 end a year off tho. NEW SONIC MOVIE! Also, my mom's gettin' me some Sonic games 4 Chrimbus! Yaayyy!
Death #8
12/19/2024
??:?? CST
Dear die-ary, said hey boy, said hey girl girl, yeah, you gotta u-u-use your imagination! THIS SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEADDDDD. Also, Finding Maria is a fuckin' BANGER! Rahh I luv CG5.
Death #8
12/18/2024
??:?? CST
Dear die-ary, I can't stop drawing Happy Noodle Boy. I AM DOOMED!
Death #7
12/17/2024
10:41 CST
Dear die-ary, I've done NOTHING for this fvckin project. NOTHING! Rahhhhhhhhhhhh. Dude, literally all I did during ela/r is read the transcript to Space Pilot 3000. Why can't I be the smart type of nerd?! I doodled happy noodle boy in science class, though; that was fun. I'm failing. I wanna get into the good skools tho, but they're not gonna fvckin accept me if I have such horrendous grades and attendance.
Death #6
12/16/2024
20:46 CST
Dear die-ary, I went 2 skool again 2day.
Death #5
12/15/2024
01:35 CST
Dear die-ary, I watched Edward Scissorhands 2day. I LOVE EDWARD SCISSORHANDS! It's one of my FAVORITE movies! :D
Death #4
12/14/2024
20:46 CST
Dear die-ary, 2day was SO FVCKIN AMAZIN! I made a new friend! :D Gonna refer 2 him as Buttcheeks :3 Anywayz, I was @ skool an they had a crimis event an I saw dis guy an he looked so fvckin cool an he thought dat I looked cool. We were like fvckin staring at each othr da whole time. I cld alzo liek jus sense da fact dat he's autistic. (fvckin autism telepathy?? lolzzz) Anywayz, we became friendz @ first sight. WE BOTH LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND AND. RAHHHH THEY'RE SO FVCKIN COOL OMG! I luv making new friendz! An they said dat they'd like 2 play dnd with my friendz! :D 2day was fvckin amazing.
Death #3
12/13/2024
22:28 CST
Dear die-ary, I'm so fvckin confused abt coding. Anyways, I'm fvckin ANGRY! I was meant to go hang out with Penis 2day @ 20:00, but then it turns out dat he was gonna watch anime with his dad. I'm fine with not hanging out with my friend and understand that he should hang out with his family, especially since he just got out of the hospital, but I HATE IT when my plans are cancelled last minute. Like, you're gonna text me FIVE FVCKIN MINUTES BEFORE OUR PLANS?! This angers me so much. I thought that I was gonna go out--I got dressed up and everything, I packed my backpack, I got GIFTS even--and you're just gonna cancel it LAST FVCKIN MINUTE?! Penis said dat we could hang out 2morrow since we had 2 cancel, tho. We'll probs go 2 ICK's house soon tho. We might even be able 2 go tmrw if we get lucky and ICK's mom decides 2 b less of a bitch than usual. I'm gonna hope 4 da best, cuz I'm an optimist! :D
Death #2
12/12/2024
02:15 CST
Dear die-ary, communication iz weird as fuck. I don't think I'll be going 2 skool 2day. My mom told me to not go 2 skool an' 2 hang out with Penis all day. Penis ain't answering the phone (he's probs eeping tbh), but I'm gonna yap @ him when he respondz so dat we can discuss wut we're gonna do. If he's absent, it'll be excused 'cause like idfk suicide blah blah blah the skool knows. My mom's fine with me not going (she mainly told me not 2 cuz I haven't showered an' it'll affect her image or some bs), and I zon't rlly wanna jus' let this opportunity pass me by. I have the chance to hang out with my best friend ALL DAY with NO CONSEQUENCES!!! Ofc I'm gonna skip skool and hang out with him! I'm not a fvckin idiot lolzzz.
09:05 CST
Dear die-ary, I'm a bit frustrated because there's blood everywhere and it just WON'T STOP COMING OUT!!! Also, why does the scent of blood linger so much? I had some blood on my hand and I washed my hands like THREE TIMEZ and the scent didn't even go away the next day. Rahhh there's so much blood on my face. T^T Penis ain't answrin' da phone nd neither is his mother. Idk if Penis went 2 skool or not. (It's so fun 2 call him penis lmfaooo.)
09:24 CST
Still haven't heard from Penis. The bleeding'z moztly done; there's now more blood on my hands than on my face. After an hour, you kinda get tired of the flavr. :/
Death #1
12/11/2024
20:33 CST
Dear die-ary, I didn't go 2 skool 2day. Penis got out of the hospital. We're gonna hang out tomorrow an' I'll lend him the comic that I got from the book fair last week. I chased an ice cream truck and got a Leonardo from TMNT popsicle. My mom went to some Crimis party. I played roblox, watched yt an' had mas runnin' in the background. Kinda jus' hung out with Monika for most of today. I woke up @ like 16:30 CST since I pulled an all-nighter last night. I will most likely go 2 skool tmrw.
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